4/23/2014 (1:57am) 94 notes

bogleech:

I always loved that Death Charmer here is a “mercenary.”

This evil parasitic eel is a soldier for hire? Really? Can it talk? Does it buy things? Eel things?

4/22/2014 (11:19pm) 125,985 notes

chandeluresinsicily:

jojostuck:

IS NO ONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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I WOULD LIKE SOME ANSWERS

well for starters his name was Paul

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Hoop Snakes: ...wait, what? →

adorablesnakes:

Is anyone else reduced to incontrollable giggles when they think about the legend of the Hoop Snake?

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Like the snake just rolls at people like a freakin’ demon possessed Hula Hoop and then sticks them with its tail. No it doesn’t bite people, because that would be way too realistic for the…

4/22/2014 (10:51pm) 123 notes

"AGATHA PRENDERGHAST OF HIS MAJESTY’S PROVINCE OF MASSACHUSETTS, ON THIS DAY, YOU HAVE BEEN ARRAIGNED FOR CRIMES OF WITCHCRAFT. WITNESSED BY THOSE WHOSE TESTIMONIES HAVE BEEN HEARD. YOU HAVE, BY THIS COURT, BEEN FOUND GUILTY. AND IT HAS PASSED UNTO YOU, ACCORDING TO YOUR GRIEVOUS SINS, THE SENTENCE OF EXECUTION!"

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thephilosophiles:

What positive thing(s) are you going to do today? :)

4/22/2014 (9:00pm) 1,734 notes

almondmilkpapi:

little known fact: league of legends is often abbreviated to LoL because it’s a fucking joke of a game

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Chloroplasts.

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